Bill & Weezy: The Real Story
Never mind that Bill Clinton should be worried about the GOP taking over the House—then again why? He’s more popular then the President (White man wins again!) While he was out making appearances like an original Real Housewife of New York he thought he should drop this gem on us. I’m going to skip over the fact that he’s talking about Weezy like he birthed the man and point out the best realest quote in this entire shabang:
But I think—you know, my daughter introduced me to rap and hip hop music after I said some things she thought were not very smart. She said, “Dad, you need to listen, all these people are smart.”
LMAO. What unsmart things could Bill Clinton have to say about a rapper? I’ll spell it out.
Chelsea pulls up to her Dad’s ready to head out to lunch. As Bill steps into the car he hears some staccato synth playing on the radio and a man saying “yea aha! ummm AHUH” Just as she rolls out into the street the heavy bass drops and “HELLO MOTHAFUCKA HEY HI HOW YA DOOORIN? ITS WEEZY F. BABY COME TO TAKE A SHIT AND URINE ON THE TOILET BOWL BITCHES! PUSSY ASS NIGGAS!
Bill immediately becomes enraged as he watches Chelsea singalong to the words. “GODDAMNIT CHELSEA TURN OFF THAT DARN MONKEY MUSIC RIGHT NOW. DON’T YOU KNOW THESE N*GGERS ARENT TALKIN ABOUT ANYTHING BUT FOOLISHNESS. THIS IS WHY THEY’RE ALL IN JAIL. I TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN TO LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE.” At which point Chelsea responds ““Dad, you need to listen, all these people are smart.”
HAHA seriously what unsmart things could a former governor of Arkansas have to say about black dudes who talk shit on a beat? Obviously I’m trying to be funny but you know that conversation involved at least 5 racist remarks and 1 use of the N word. Most people are going to pass over that little part and get hyped like “Oh SHIT! Bill listens to Weezy!” Does he really? He never even says homie’s name. His diatribe could be about T.I. as far as I’m concerned. It could be about 7,000 men all over America, white or black. Plus I’d like to give the cliche response of who the fuck are “these people”? My dude why can’t you just say rappers or musicians? What are you even talking about? He also never said a thing about being excited for these people to get out of jail. Whatever, I’d still smash though cause Bill Clinton and that white hair…
You know what kind of people like Lil Wayne AND McRibs right? That’s right.
Hipsters.
(Source: Gawker)
